Retamea Cat Lachen

Life
Retamea Cat Lachen was originally purchased in Austria with Retamea Cat Lesn by the mysterious Retamea (also known as Rettamea, Rätamäa, Reitamaya), but Retamea Cat hated it to live inside a house against politics, school headmasters and idiotic students.

He fled with the age of 2 and got accidently onboard of the "Oi-Da", where he got shipped to Keppl Bay. One day Jack Parameter found him stealing his Lieblings-Geo Dreieck and brought him to Tuaned so vü Keppln.

Tuaned so vü Keppln, the boss of Keppl Studios, recoginzed his talent for owning other cats and his grin. He could never starr in a movie because he always told the director how shit the movie will be and what a bad director he was.

Today he works as a teacher at the Redenschool in Downtown Keppl Bay and as an actor at Keppl Studios.

He lives in the Fischer District together with his brother.

Milestones:
- Award for the best quotations worldwide

- Owned Barack Obama

- Owned the whole Parliament of Europe

- Award for telling how shit you can make something (4843093903094903 times)

- "Own your Boss forever" Award